A clothes designer with an anti-Christian agenda is marketing Satanic- themed bluejeans to protest what he sees as the evils of Christianity. (I thought that had already been settled during the 'fish wars.' )

The Orthodox nun who died during an exorcism ordeal died of an overdose of adrenalin- a nicer way of saying murdered. The priest and co-conspiring nuns claim that crucifying the 23 year old woman was justified because she was possessed by the devil.

Creepy/Funny: Patent received for Jesus doll

Predictable: Nacho Jesus