Finally, a freaky story that's actually freaky in a good way...a twelve year old Ethiopian girl was saved from matrimonial-minded kidnappers by a family of lions who chased away her attackers and stood guard until she was rescued.

More toasters on overdrive...you get "face on toast" and "Michael Jackson" for the price of one pointless news item...

First mistaken for a murder victim, a body discovered in a German peat bog may be close to three thousand years old. While you're there, check out the "Temple of the Sun."