We can all rest easier, knowing that the Universal Church of the Kingdom of God in Zambia has been found by the Zambian High Court to be witchcraft free. The case was brought before the Court after allegations of witchcraft and Satanism led to the loss of its registration.

Hide the children: Ultimate Christian Wrestling (I wonder what makes it 'ultimate?') Oh, and there's Rabbi rock, too.

Latest Jesus sighting: chunk of wood (20K? Are they nuts?)