Wiccan Werewolf Attacks! (Another Howler)
Tuesday March 6, 2007
In which a hysterical* blogger has all of the information on those dangerous Wiccanist werewolf cults the 'Liberal Media' won't tell you about:
"For all we know right now, Mr. Marsh could have been a Lycian Wiccan Priest: our liberal media will never give us the facts on these sorts of dangerous cults that exist out there."
Watch for falling cursors.
*In all senses of the word
But then, there's also this. If these two are for real, Landover Baptist has some serious competition.
*In all senses of the word
Don't miss "How To Covertly Convert Unbelievers," from the same author blog.
I'm still not certain if this guy is for real, or just an excellent satirist? Nope, seems to be the real deal:
I am a man of God, not a hysterical blogger. It is my duty as a Christian not only to spread the Good News of Christ, but to inform the people of this world of falling prey to satanic cults such as Wiccanism.And:
(from "Annie"): I am the author of How To Covertly Convert Unbelievers.
It is stated in the byline of the artcle that I am the author which makes me wonder if you even read the article.I’ll remember your mocking of God’s servants the next time some hysterical druidical high priestess or whatever they call themselves goes off at me about how Christians disrespect other religions.
But then, there's also this. If these two are for real, Landover Baptist has some serious competition.
Comments
As the author of the above mentioned post “Wiccan Werewolf Attacks Woman” it needs to be pointed out that I am NOT the author of “How to Covertly Convert Unbelievers”
If you read the byline for this article, you will see that it was written by Annie Angel, one of the two co-blogers of Blogging Points. Please pay more attention to what you are reading and correct this error to reflect the proper authorship of “How to Covertly Convert Unbelievers.”
I am a man of God, not a hysterical blogger. It is my duty as a Christian not only to spread the Good News of Christ, but to inform the people of this world of falling prey to satanic cults such as Wiccanism.
I am the author of How To Covertly Convert Unbelievers.
It is stated in the byline of the artcle that I am the author which makes me wonder if you even read the article.
I’ll remember your mocking of God’s servants the next time some hysterical druidical high priestess or whatever they call themselves goes off at me about how Christians disrespect other religions.
May God Bless You, Annie
Nice thongs you got there, limpy.
What is your problem? Are you new? You put up my words and Shoe’s words in your article as if they are by the same person…..don’t you know how to quote?
The thongs are mine, btw, and I doubt they would fit you.
Dear Lord, almighty Father in Heaven, I come to you this day kneeling in prayer for the soul of Jennifer Rose Emick, which is in mortal danger. She has succumbed to the demons of “alternative religion,” bringing her soul into eternal jeopardy and her mind to the depths of vapid idiocy. I pray oh Jesus my Savior that you would expel these demons from her, so that she might live the life eternal, which is your gift to all your children.
Now you’re just being silly.
Me, I think I’ll make some frozen orange juice-for some reason, I have a craving…
I don’t doubt you think you’re being clever with your snark, but you aren’t.
Your mocking ways won’t gain you eternal life. They will gain you an eternity of Hellfire.
Mock all you want, you oh so tolerant Wiccanist, mock all you want. Come Judgement Day I’ll be sitting on my little fluffy cloud lauging at you while you burn.
Artemis won’t save you then.
You say you think her mocking ways will get her into hell but they are sure satistfying I’ve read some of your blogs posts and they are outrages.
I don’t spose you think people who havn’t been babtidized will go to hell?
Nothing gets my blood boiling more than a so called “christian” who gloats at the eternal damnation of the unbeliever.
You, Limpy, should be horribly ashamed of yourself.
I’m with Jennifer. Frozen orange juice it is.
Blessings,
Scolaí
All have their chance for Heaven, Scolai. Those who reject in and in fact mock salvation and the saved, well, its hard to feel sorry for them. I do wish that they would repent and embrace the grace of God, but the likelihood of that happening is minimal and let me tell you, when I am in Heaven I will not be worrying about it. After all there are no worries in Heaven, but there are pleasures to be had in gloating.
Apologies. It was annie who offered the “fluffy little cloud” remark about gloating over non-believers. It closely followed her little jab at Jennifer and thongs. Great examples of xian love.
It is annie who needs a good dose of humility applied to her life.
Ummm, bite me?? Yes, that seems like a good response to your ad homs.
I think we would both derive a measure of delight out of me biting you. I don’t play nice, you know…
So where do you prefer men bite you?
Cheers,
Scolaí
Scolai, you are the most filthy, disgusting form of individual. When confronted with a woman in an online forum, you feel it is acceptable to sexually harass them to cover up for your own weakness, while hiding behind the safety of your computer screen. Is that what you stand for?
Go away, you vile pig. Your kind is not wanted in this world. Women face enough difficulties without having to fear going online because they are going to run into sexual predators as yourself. And don’t kid yourself, that is exactly what you are. I sincerely hope that you don’t live near any elementary schools.
I have nothing more to say to you.
I’m only offering that for which I am asked. She invited. I accepted. Let me guess - missionary only for you? Thought so.
The only weakness I’m currently experiencing is the fact that I couldn’t say what I wrote in person. I hide behind nothing.
As for the whole fear thing, I’m certain annie is just trembling in her computer chair over my comments.
And for the record, I not only live within walking distance of both a middle school and an elementary school, but I also have 4 school-aged children AND teach in the public schools.
Boy, I bet your upset that you have nothing more to say to me now, huh?
Apologies, Jennifer, if I’ve turned your About into a zoo. Blesséd be to you.
I wont see you witches in hell, I’ll be upstairs
This thread only proves that fundies are irrational idiots.
Christianity is the TRUE satanic cult.
Christians are immoral, sadistic, self centered, hateful people who live in fear. They convert people because it gives them a false sense of superiority, beautifully demonstrated by James. Too bad James doesn’t know that no ones goes “Upstairs”. We all stay here on Mother Earth to be reborn, where we belong. The christian belief in a hell is a most vile and immoral belief held only by the most sadistic and hateful people. These people pleasure themselves to the idea that those they hate will be punished for all eternity. They lay in bed at night and fantasize of all the people they don’t like, burning in a lake of fire. Their beliefs give them a guilt free pass to indulge these fantasies. And it’s already been proven that if the law allowed it, Christians wouldn’t even wait for a person to die to carry out their sadistic fetishes, they have tortured, burned, hung, cut and raped those they hated in the past. And like all christians, they lie to themselves. They lie to themselves that they do not “Hate”, but rather “Hate people’s bad habits.” But the reality is that these “habits” are what make people who they are, so in turn, hate the person. To believe in a hell is to spit in the eyes of God and Goddess, for no “Loving” god would allow such a place to exist. But then again, their god isn’t a loving one. For if he was, then why do they fear him? The answer is simple, Christians do not know what love is. They confuse it with fear. In their twisted minds, you must fear is how you know you are loved. This must be why the majority of battered women in shelters are Christian. Let’s face it, Christians hate women, they are required to by their cult. That’s the very root to why they deny Goddess. Their religion is highly homoerotic. It states that homosexuality is an abomination and yet their own jesus not only preferred the company of men over women, but in fact, turned women down. This brings me to another immorality of Christians, the suppression of their sexuality. Making love is a holy act of divinity. It demonstrated that God and Goddess are not only with us, but a part of us all. And to deny oneself sex based on a sick idea that it’s against some false commandment, is unhealthy. This is why so many of their priests molest children. Shoelimpy defiantly demonstrates her own suppressed sexual desires by projecting her perverse fantasies of a sexual attack onto Scolai. When she read the very benign line he/she wrote, Shoelimpy instantly began fantasizing about being ravaged. She will often have these fantasies because of her belief that sex is “Bad” combined with her self hatred for being a woman. That fantasy boiled into her perception of reality and that’s why she gave the ridiculous response she did. I think it best that Shoelimpy be the one who does not go near an elementary school.
A just response, Witch Priest. A bit speculative in places, but as a former xian, I am able see how you can make some of the assessments you do.
Blesséd be,
Scolaí
Witch Priest, perhaps you should have read the posts, Scolai was attacking Annie not me. Just FYI I am a man, but then you probably already didn’t know that thanks to your witch priest powers. Of course it is always nice to know what someone whose religion dictates that sexual harassment = real sex has to think about Christianity.
Wicca is a loving religion that teaches respect for the Earth and the tenants of it.
We’ve heard crazy tales being put forth about werewolves and such by christians in the past. All that was was a way to murder their neighbors who don’t see things the same. There are many sets of beliefs and the only wrong ones are the ones that think they can strong arm others to say they believe the same.
I don’t think people should concern themselves with what will happen when they die. They need to concern themselves with how to live their lives.
Growing up in a Baptist family, we were taught to not judge others. As that was God’s job. Opening my eyes and becoming a devout Pagan, I see that it’s just the thing hypocritical Christians do every day. You call us unholy. You say we’re going to hell. Who’s to say you have the right religion picked? Who’s to say we’re not all loved by some being above regardless of what religion we are? Annie calls people whores - isn’t that being judgemental? Even if you are calling them as you see them, you’re judging that person. That’s not your job. Get off your high horse. And Shoe’s “Scolai, you are the most filthy, disgusting form of individual.”? That’s another form of judging someone. Calling them a pig. You two are nothing more than hypocrites. I loathe hypocrites. Thus is the reason I loathed being a Christian when I was forced to be one as a child.
Both of you need to grow up. Just because you claim yourselves to be Christian doesn’t mean that you truly are. If you were truly a Christian, followed the Bible and all testaments and rules they way they were originally CREATED to be followed, there would be no hypocrisy on this blog. Period.
Annie, Shoelimpy, you came that close to oweing me a new keyboard when I clicked on your “I’m Saved Baby T” and got the closeup just as I was pouring a dollop of coffee into my mouth. You’re bad. And that’s good.
Annie Shoemlimpy, I can only hope that your “ardent belief” that triggers so much fervor and laughter will continue making me laugh when steaming Azazel tries to make out with my soul.
I’m with Robin! Reading annieangel and limpyshoes posts I couldn’t believe how judgemental and bitchy they are for two people who say they are “Christians”. As a spiritualist I believe that people should live their life how they see fit Christians and pagans alike and no one has the right to dictate the rights and wrongs. Annieangel, Shoelimpy you need to stop being so uptight.
Oh my God, is all I can say to you Annie…laughing from a fluffy cloud at a person burning??? Thats really THE most hateful, vengeful and evil thing I have heard a person say in a long time…you need to ask your god for forgiveness for that one. A truly hateful and evil statement made out of anger and ego. Check yourself girl!
……oh and yes i’m Christian, Catholic actually. The only people I find offensive on here are you and shoe. Stop talking crap, you give us well adjusted Christians a bad name!!
Papists are not Christian.
Since this article is spreading, I’m spreading the word that Lycian Wicca is NOT about shapechanging into a wolf. It’s a misconception that we are working diligently to correct. Physical shapeshifting is for bad Hollywood movies.
Respectfully,
Seshen
initiated Lycian Wiccan priestess, married to the founder of Lycian Wicca
“Core Belief
That we can and do leave our bodies at night, and that those of the Wolf Clans will find each other between the worlds, no matter the time or place.”
This is the core belief of Lycian Wicca. Really, what is the difference between *physically* turning into a wolf and astrally projecting oneself as a wolf? Not much.
Oh Seshen is trying to confuse people!!
You use Satan’s powers to leave your bodies at night and possess the bodies of wolfs so that you can run aruond and eat raw meat and have some kind of huge wolf orgy.
That’s what astral projection is. You even use as your own avatar on other sites a picture of yourself turning into a wolf!!!
Don’t be mislead, people. Satanism is a dangerous thing!
The Wolf Exercise from Seshen’s site. Notice the picture at the top here. What is it? Why, it is a werewolf! What is the purpose of the wolf exercise?
“In this way we as wolves challenge one another and so make each other strong.”
We as wolves. Hmmmmm. That ain’t no metaphor there.
There is a BIG difference. Astral is no more than symbolism in the dream state, like any other imagery we draw up from our subconscious on a daily basis. Physical shapeshifting is against the laws of nature; it can’t be done, and anyone who thinks it can be needs to step away from the role-playing games and get some fresh air.
In essence, the astral is a product of the mind’s imagination. The physical adheres to the laws of physics. One is creative, one is delusional.