In an unexpected turn, the Almighty has apparently deigned to answer the lawsuit initiated against him by Nebraska State Senator Ernie Chambers It would also seem that God is trite, smug, and fond of cliche.

The Catholic Church swears it's not holding back any secret prophecies about the apocalypse. Perhaps they're too busy evicting nuns to pay off lawsuits?

Susan Sarandon refers to God as "She." Apparently this is still a controversial idea.

If there's a better explanation for Old Testament religious zeal, I've yet to see it...

If "Christians against cartoons" isn't a spoof, it's some scary stuff. I'm more confident that the "Net Authority" with their "Internet Acceptable Use Policy" is serious, if laughably insane.

An self-described Asatru woman stabbed her significant other with a knife she claimed he had 'improperly cleansed.' Commenters have already pointed out that ceremonial knives aren't common Asatru tools.

Windows users appear to be much more interested in god than Mac users. Odd.