Those wacky Satanists have struck again, leaving a sacrificial goat casually left near a farmer's barn. They know it was a Satanic sacrifice because it was found on that notorious blood sacrifice day, the feast of St. Winebald. That is, that day when Satanists put on their hiking shoes to traipse across miles of rural pennsylvania farmland to mutilate some poor goat to glorify an obscure catholic saint for reasons unknown. That, or as wild animal, but that's just so improbable, why consider it?

Then there are the folks in Florida who know some sort of pagan sacrifice is responsible for the goat carcasses they've found, but thery just can't quite figure it out...