> Weird Religion

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True Catholics
Not satidfied with the way things have been going the last forty years or so, these folks just ignored it. They've even eleed their own Pope, Pius XIII.

How to Make your Husband Happy
Fifties advice for wives, updated for the modern Muslim woman. Quotes: "Jealousy is a sign for wife's love for her husband" "Encourage him to go for Jihad when needed and remind him that you and children will be in the preservation of Allah"

Matrixism
You knew this was inevitable....the good news is, they allow you to hedge your bets.

Charlie the Hamster Evangelistic Ministry
Worse than your nightmares...Charlie sings the ten commandments, Charlie sings bible stories, Charlie sys YOU'RE going to hell if you don't REPENT!

Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
Acres and acres of mind-numbingly stupid comments posted to the internet by people who shouldn't have been able to operate their computers.

A Qabalistic interpretation of Green Eggs and Ham
The Most Holy Tree of Eggs & Ham. The best part about this one is it's a dead-on kabbalistic interpretation of our favorite childhood book.

Web Ouija
Finally, a way to contact the spirits that haunt the internet...

Gematriculator
Determines the "good vs evil" quotient of giuven text or website, using gematria. Hmm... (We rate 67% good)

The Thaumaturgy Project
It had to happen sooner or later- a Ritual Magick system based on Dungeons and Dragons..life imnitates art imitates life?

The Thelemite Test
A t6ongue-in-cheek test of your level oif 'thelemitude.'

The Lesser Invoking Ritual of Monty Python
"Make the sign of Brian of Nazareth Slain and say:"

Who will be Eaten First?
The greatest Chick Tract Parody of all time.

The Lesser Book of the Vishanti
A "Gromoire" of spells and magical items compiled from the Dr. Strange comic book series.

A Shoggoth on the Roof
From the site: "There are some things that man was not meant to adapt to musical theatre." No kidding. ('Lovecraftian' humore.)

Anti-Tracts
Looking for something alternative to leave for unwary visitors to the bus station? Try Psycho Dave's collection of hilarious and offensive parodies of fundamentalist tracts.

Exit Mundi
All the ways the world could end, described with witty and gruesome detail. You might not sleep.

Click Here for Good Karma
Turn your hard drive into a turbo-charged prayer wheel.

Apocamon: The Final Judgement
Revelation, meet Pokemon...creepy, blasphemous, and hilarious.

Saint Clinton
First was St. Reagan...

Kelvin is Lord!
Kelvin is Lord- Lord Kelvin, that is... " Lord Kelvin Loves you and wishes to Conserve you from Entropy!"

Sarlo's Guru Rating Service
Rates religious leaders from "unreserved recommendation" to "worse than bogus." Witty reviews of hundreds of Gurus and self styled messiahs. Also check out the "dirt" links for dish on the enlightened.

Shoo Fly Pie
This is the pie my Pennsylvania Dutch Great Grandmother used to make. Thanksgiving was the only holiday we didn't have anythink Italian on the menu. (which is odd because even on the fourth of July, we'd have penuche cake) I wouldn't eat this pie for years after my evil uncle convinced me the color came from real flies. (When your family eats calimari, you can never be too sure!)